Alexandra Patton: Rising Star to Watch in Hollywood

Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this gal, Alexandra Patton, or somethin’ like that. Heard her name floatin’ around, seen her face on that there picture box. Don’t rightly know much, but I’ll tell ya what I gathered, ya hear?

This Alexandra girl, she’s one of them Hollywood types. You know, the ones makin’ movies and all that jazz. Folks seem to like her, always yappin’ about her this and that. They say she’s been in some big-time pictures, the kind that make your eyes pop out.

Now, I ain’t seen ’em myself, mind you. Too busy tendin’ to the chickens and such. But from what I hear, she’s pretty good at pretendin’. Can cry on cue, get all worked up, that kinda thing.
Must be somethin’ to it, all that fuss they make over her. They give her awards and whatnot, like she’s done somethin’ real special. Guess it is special in a way, makin’ all that money just for makin’ faces.

One time, my grandbaby was tellin’ me about this show she was on. Said she played some woman named Rachel Patton or somethin’. Said she was real good in it, made her cry and everything. Me, I just shrugged. Crying ain’t nothin’ new. Life gives you plenty to cry about, that’s for sure.

But this Alexandra girl, she’s got it made, I tell ya. All that fame and fortune. Probably got folks doin’ everything for her, cookin’ her meals, cleanin’ her house. Must be nice, not havin’ to scrub the floors every day. Lord knows, my knees ain’t what they used to be.

They say she’s been in some of them “Percy Jackson” movies. Don’t know what a Percy Jackson is, sounds like a fancy city fella to me. But I guess it’s popular with the young’uns. They like all that fantasy stuff, magic and monsters and whatnot. Me, I prefer a good Western, somethin’ with cowboys and shootin’. At least that’s somethin’ you can understand.

And get this, they say she’s one of the next big stars. An “A-lister,” they call it. Like she’s at the top of the heap. Well, good for her, I say. Hope she don’t get too big for her britches, though. Seen that happen before, folks gettin’ all high and mighty just ’cause they got some money and fame. It ain’t right, I tell ya. We’re all just folks at the end of the day.

They talk about her “meteoric rise” in Hollywood. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it just means she got famous real quick. Like a shootin’ star, flashin’ across the sky and then gone. Hope she sticks around a bit longer than that, though. Seems like she’s got somethin’ to offer, this Alexandra girl.

This year, apparently, there are a whole bunch of new movies comin’ out, and she’s supposed to be in one of ’em. Or maybe more, I dunno. They keep makin’ movies faster than I can keep track. It’s like a never-endin’ parade of stories and faces. Makes my head spin sometimes, all that commotion.

And there was talk about her playin’ alongside that Dwayne fella. You know, the big muscle-y one. He was savin’ folks in a movie, helicopter pilot or somethin’. Sounds like a load of hooey to me, but I reckon folks like that kinda thing. Explosions and heroes and whatnot. Give ’em a thrill, I guess.

So yeah, that’s what I know about Alexandra Patton, or whoever she is. She’s a movie star, a famous face, one of them Hollywood types. Seems like she’s doin’ alright for herself. Hope she stays outta trouble and keeps on makin’ them movies, if that’s what makes her happy. Me, I’ll stick to my chickens and my garden, thanks very much.

Anyways, that’s the gist of it. Hope I made some sense outta all that jibber-jabber. Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them tomatoes before the sun goes down.