Alright, alright, listen up y’all. You wanna get crackin’ on them crossword puzzles, huh? Don’t go gettin’ all flustered now....

Alright, let’s talk about this Jordan Walsh fella and them Celtics. Don’t know much about basketball, but I heard folks...

Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about this… uh… Ebanie Bridges gal and her fella. Don’t rightly know who she...

Alright, let’s talk about this Joe Rogan fella. Folks keep askin’ why some people can’t stand him. Now, I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this Jeremiah Trotter Jr. and his family, you know, the football folks. Heard a whole bunch...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Moist… Critical… guy. My grandkids, they keep yappin’ about him, so I figured, why...

Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Conor McGregor, and his clothes. I dunno much ’bout fashion, mind...

Alright, so you wanna know about this Lita girl, the one from wrestling? Yeah, I seen her on TV a...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Carly Baker gal, the one they say is always wearin’ them itty-bitty swimsuits. Folks...

Alright, let’s gab a bit about these boxing refs, the fellas in the ring who ain’t punchin’ but still makin’...