Alright, let’s gab about this Jynxzi fella, seems like everyone’s yappin’ ’bout him these days. I ain’t no spring chicken, so this newfangled internet stuff is kinda confusin’, but I’ll tell ya what I gathered, ya hear?
So, this Jynxzi young’un, his real name’s Nicholas Stewart. Sounds like a good, sturdy name, like one of them fellers from down the road. Now, they say he was born on September 26, 2001. Let’s see, 2001… that was a spell back, wasn’t it? Yep, time sure does fly. Do the math, that makes him… what… 23 years old? Yep, 23 years old, just a young’un in my eyes.
They say he’s from Washington, United States. Washington, huh? Never been there myself, heard it’s a big place though. Lots of hustle and bustle, I reckon. Now this Jynxzi, he’s one of them “streamers” they call it. Plays games on that there computer, and folks watch him. Imagine that! Back in my day, we played games outside, with sticks and stones, not no fancy computers.
He plays a game called “Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege”. Sounds complicated, all them fancy names. I bet it’s got lots of shootin’ and whatnot. Kids these days, always with the shootin’ games. But hey, to each their own, I always say. He ain’t just playin’ games though, he’s apparently real popular on somethin’ called Twitch and YouTube. These newfangled things, I tell ya. They say he posts short clips on TikTok too, and they get real popular. TikTok, Twitch, YouTube… too many “Tubes” and “Toks” for this old lady, that’s for sure.
Now, about his age… some places say he’s 22, some say he’s 23, and some even say he’s pushing 24. Well, I reckon that depends on when you’re askin’. Birthdays happen every year, ya know? So if you’re askin’ me right now, today, in the year 2024, and considerin’ he was born in September of 2001, I’d say he’s closer to 23, maybe even closer to 24 considerin’ it’s getting on in the year, but certainly not no spring chicken anymore. Time waits for no man, that’s for sure.
He’s been “streamin’” for a few years now, they say. Took him a while to get popular though. Guess that’s how it goes with most things, gotta work hard to get noticed. He lives in Florida now, another place I ain’t never been. Sounds warm, lots of sunshine. Maybe that’s why he likes it, this young Jynxzi.
Some folks call him the “king of Twitch” now. King of Twitch, huh? Well ain’t that somethin’. From playin’ games on a computer to bein’ a king. Times sure have changed. And for the curious folks, they even figured out how many days old he is! Apparently, he’s 23 years, 2 months, and 14 days old. Someone’s got too much time on their hands if you ask me. They even say he’s 5 foot 10 inches tall. Average height, I guess. Not too tall, not too short. Just right, maybe. And his zodiac sign? Libra. Whatever that means.
- Real Name: Nicholas Stewart
- Born: September 26, 2001
- Age (as of 2024): Around 23 years old
- From: Washington, United States
- Lives: Florida, United States
- Occupation: Twitch streamer, YouTuber, Gamer
- Game: Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege
- Zodiac Sign: Libra
- Height: 5 foot 10 inches
So there ya have it. That’s the lowdown on this Jynxzi fella, as far as this old lady can tell. He’s a young fella, makin’ a name for himself playin’ games on the computer. Can’t say I understand it all, but good for him, I say. He’s makin’ a livin’, and that’s more than some folks can say these days. He seems like a good enough young man, and that’s all that really matters, age or no age.
